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Post by A.K. on May 18, 2010 17:59:56 GMT -8
Mentally Ill [1/2/0 - 5VP] vs. Heartless [0/0/0 - 0VP]
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Post by Mentally Ill on May 20, 2010 7:30:19 GMT -8
*The Scene opens up and we see Mentally ill playing Kingdome Hearts on the PS3* Mentally: Take that stupid HEARTLESS… Uhh Sword swipe… Uhhh Sword Swipe again… Number SEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!! Rashanda: I have a gift for you Mentally ill It’s in the other room here, come here and look at it. *THUMP….THUMP…THUMP**Mentally ill throws the controller at the TV at the screen and stands Hulks Up Just like Hulk Hogan does all the ear taunts and flexes his tiny muscles as he charges the TV and spears it… He gets up and gives it the Leg Drop* Mentally ill: Hold You down… haha….*Mentally ill claps his hands and Rashanda diverts ill’s intention by clapping her hands, Mentally ill gets excited and runs to a room where Rashanda presents to him a Machine* Rashanda: I know you’re upset Mentally ill that you lost to Blade Lavingne last time you fought him its ok. All the things he said about you not being a super sayen or a Pokémon is not true Mentally ill. You’re my special little boy. Don’t worry about Blade my little Mentally Ill. He chokes more than me any way when it comes to getting the shot… get it… getting the shot… hehe…*Mentally Ill jumps up and down and claps his hands. Rashanda: which is why I bought you’re very own Blade Lavingne Wack A Mole Machine… But instead of moles – they’ve been replace by Blade Lagingne’s head. *Rashanda puts a quarter In and the machine comes back to life, and mentally ill who is dressed in a Nacho Libra costume gets excited and claps his hand* Mentally Ill: NAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO Pooooooooooooweeeeerrr!!! *Mentally Ill stuffs his face with taco’s and munches down on them as the game lights up and he begins to play… the first Blade Lavingne head pops up as the machine speaks to him* It’s my second chance *Bosh* Mentally Ill: Uhhhh.. That’s right get denied*Mentally ill smashes it with the hammer. *Another head pops up* Second Chance *Bosh*Mentally Ill: Denied Again… Uhhh. Second Chance *Bosh* Mentally Ill: Number Seven!..... Rashanda: That’s right Mentally Ill hold you down. Mentally: Thunda……thunda…………………………….thunda cats hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*Three more Lavingne heads pop up again* Second Chance… Second Chance… Second Chance *Bosh* *Bosh* *Bosh* Mentally Ill: Yeah…. I won... I won... I beat Blade. I beat blade... *Mentally ill feels his bowel movements being displaced as he runs out the house and towards the neighbors front porch. He squats down and pulls his pants down and proceeds to shit on the neighbor’s news paper* Mentally Ill: Ahh push it…. Dut dut dut.. dah dut dut dut dah… .Ah push it…*Mentally ill finishes and rings the door bell and to his surprise a fat Mexican lady holding three crying babies comes out with a bat* Mentally Ill: ahhhhhhh... number seven…..Mentally ill reaches into his pocket and pulls out Rashanda’s car keys and sets off her car alarm *Bee doooo…. Be doooo… be doo* Eva Gonzalez: Mocha membra…… Ahh. It’s ell Diablo… *the Mexican lady gets scared of the car alarm and runs back into the house* Mentally ill: quick black power ranger come to my rescue, summon my bat mobile*Rashanda comes running out with a bike that has training wheels on it and a bat simple on it and runs it over to mentally ill...Mentally ill gets on the bike* Mentally ill: It’s time to go to the bat cave*Mentally ill rides off to a destination better known as Crack Head Steve’s Meth Lab.* *The Scene fades to black*
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