Penance #6: Mentally Ill vs. Sir Luscious Leftfoot

[Austin Starr]

Penance #6: Mentally Ill [2/2/0 – 8 VP] vs. Sir Luscious Leftfoot [0/0/0 – 0 VP]

[Mentally Ill]

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*The next scene takes place in a forest which is in all reality a common typical community park, Mentally ill can be seen with Crack Head Steve. Mentally ill is in Camouflage fatigues and both of them are hiding behind a bush*

Crack Head Steve: Know what the best part I like about rice crispy's ill

Mentally Ill: What?

Crack Head Steve: It’s not the snap, or pop… it’s the crack….crack…crack…

Mentally Ill: Know what my favorite number is budda.

Crack Head Steve: What is it?

Mentally Ill: The number 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Mentally ill brings a paintball from our behind is back and gets down in a laying position and aims the pain rifle down range*

Crack Head Steve: What’s the paint gun for ill?


Mentally Ill: It’s for hunting down Black Foot.

Crack Head Steve: Did you say Left foot or Black Foot

Mentally ill: Black Foot Steve now pay attention gosh. *Cough*

*Mentally ill continues to point down range down towards the middle of a field where he placed a KFC bucket of chicken. Keeping a steady hand on the trigger and a solid eye on the field suddenly we can see Rashanda running full speed with a fork and a napkin rushing down to the bucket of chicken gobbling it up, Mentally ill takes three shots*

*Blow*

*Blow*

*Blow*

*Rashanda goes down hard and collapses*

Mentally Ill: G.I. JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… Knowledge is power… and Knowing is half the battle.

Crack Head Steve: Is it time for the Super Stunna budda….

Mentally Ill: Yes it’s time to unleash all of our budda power...

*Mentally ill grabs a chair and runs out to Rashanda and starts smashing her with a chair*

Mentally Ill: Hulk Smash

*Mentally ill continues smashing the chair on Rashanda*

*Smash*

*Smash*

*Smash*

Crack Head Steve: Budaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Powerrrrr

*Crack Head Steve run out to what appears to be a lawn mower and pick it up and smashes it it on Rashanda and then empties out her purse and turns on the lawn power and mows down her personal belongs and Id’s*

Mentally Ill: Time for a hair cut Rashanda………….Number Seveeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

*Mentally ill pulls out her hair and Steve mows it down trimming almost all of her hair, and then Mentally ill Runs off with Crack head Steve off down the street in the distance*

Mentally Ill: Next stop its Little Foot that we go after.

Crack Head Steve: You mean the dinosaur from land before time

*Mentally Ill smacks Steve across the face hard*

Mentally Ill: No stupid I said Left Foot now let’s go back to the bat cave

*Mentally ill and crack head Steve run into the middle of the street and go to where a man hole cover is and left up the man hole*

Mentally Ill: I told Mindy to meet us down here this will be our first hot date

*Crack head Steve lefts the man hole and the go down into the sewer water with his flash light where the fat girth of a ugly woman stood in silence with a corndog in her hand*

Mentally Ill: How dare you question me woman

*Mentally ill takes a flash light and throws it at her and then the scene fades to black*

[Sir Luscious Leftfoot]

Let's get funky daddy-o

"Oh my disco ball spinnin
Step on the dance floor groovin
Luscious is gonna flash dance on your face
Mentally Ill is gonna get left behind like a fat kid at a track race"

So one day when I was stepping off the dance floor at the Soul Train reunion, I seen a bunch of my fellow jive dancing fools crowded around a computer, they were watching a bunch of dudes wrestling in a ring and at first I didn’t think nothing of it, you know what I’m saying. But then my main mane Prince Daddy Cool told me that he thinks that I should give it a try. Now don’t get it twisted slick kids, I at first thought that sweaty home boys touching each other and bouncing off ropes seemed a little on the sick side kid. But then I watched it a little further and something about it caught my eye, I decided to give it a try. So I took a ride in the Love Machine over to the Vice Pit and I signed my name to start work, it kinda caught me off guard a bit my nigs when they told me that I’d have a match this week against this guy named Mentally Ill. Like Mentally Ill; is that for real? I pulled up that jiving Youtubin site and when I put his name in I gotta say, Was Up Wit Dat!

Hows messed up in the brain tank do you gotta be to wear a diaper and play with poo like that man? That Rashanda gal though is a foxy mama, Ill let me tell you something baby, tomorrow night when I slide down to that ring and smack that goofy grin off your face, I think Im going to take that pretty lady of yours and show her a grand tour of the Love Machine.

If you don’t like it baby, that’s really too bad for ya; cause I am the king of the swing; The Big Ding A Ling; I am Sir Luscious Leftfoot and I am here to stay daddy-o

Oh yeah