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Post by Austin Starr on Jun 8, 2010 10:30:48 GMT -8
Austin Starr [2/0/0 – 8VP] vs. Mentally Ill [3/2/0 – 11 VP] |
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Post by Mentally Ill on Jun 8, 2010 11:10:50 GMT -8
[/img] [/Center] Mentally ill: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Number Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!! *The Next scene takes place at a grocery store where Mentally ill is randomly eating different stuff, in once location he runs to where the onions are located at and Starts chowing down on them* Mentally ill: Num Num Num *Mentally ill gobbles up all the onions and starts to profusely cry meanwhile the doors open and suddenly a guy on a horse comes galloping inside and smashing the carts and rampaging around running into the customers. When taking a closer look we can tell that the man on the horse is none other the Crack Head Steve* Crack Head Steve: I’m here Mentally Ill *The customers scurry around and run out the way screaming security see’s the horse and they try to pull out a baton and use it on the horse but that only makes it more angry and smashes the security guards and Crack Head Steve saddles up and gallops the horse over to the paint section of the store he gets off and pulls out a bag of Crack and sniffs it all up, then he grabs some paint buckets and throw them on the horse covering it in white paint he get back onto the horse and gallops around some more while Mentally ill continues to much down on raw meat in the frozen food section now. Crack Head Steve gallops around threw the store and grabs some yarn and a candle and a ligher and makes a fake unicorn like thing out of it and ties it to the horse and gallops over to Mentally ill* Mentally ill: Yes you brought what I asked him, I’m going to name him Austin Starr. *The horse goes wild, and Mentally ill grabs a sticker that looks like a Star and slaps it on the Horse, and jumps up and gets onto the horse and orders it to charge* Mentally ill: Yah… Yah..*The Horse gets angry and smashes Crack head steve in the face with it hoves and rampages all around and starts causing chaos, just then a security guard run in and he has a tranquilizer and him aims down range at the horse and connects and the horse goes down, Mentally ill scrambles up and takes off his poopy diaper and throws it at the Security Guard. A look of disgust and shock comes over the security guard and all the meanwhile he gets distracted and a hyper Mentally ill runs out the store while some of the customers are calling 911. Mentally ill screams out loud* Mentally ill: I summon Mindy…. The big Fat Lord of the all*Just then a broke down pickup truck comes in and mentally ill runs to it getting into the pickup truck, smiling after looking at the Fat Girth of a Toothless beach whale that is Mindy. Mindy pops her tit and a big white splat hit the window, she puts the trunk in drive and takes off. The Scene Fade to black* |
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Post by Austin Starr on Jun 13, 2010 21:20:25 GMT -8
Forever is never planned, plan for the unexpected... Why is it that I am continuously denied my moment of absolute triumph? Ridding SCW of the plague that was known as Caitlin Callihan was supposed to be my night, but alas it wasn't meant to be. I was supposed to be the guiding light, the absolute authority; with AK being the only one above me. But instead I am once again forced to preside over the direction of SCW with him...Kenneth Walker...no matter what I do or how hard I try...his destiny and path in life always seems to be interwoven with mine. Of course being the consummate professional I am, I can put my own feelings of him aside, of course, you know what they say about history--it does have a habit of repeating itself...so I really do hope that Ken keeps himself aware this time around.***Looking up and around I see a much more simple office and setting then what I am use too. Instead of wide screen plasma televisions and impressive city line views, I see molded walls and peeling paint around my executive office here in the Vice Pit. Why I chose to come here to discuss my quarterly financial reports with Christopher is still beyond me, but if I had to rationalize it...I think I would say it's because despite the visually appaling settings, there's a certain element of relaxation to be found here.***BANG BANG BANG ***Christopher must be here, after standing up and making my way over to the door I open it and I see him on the other side looking a little distressed. His gray and tan business suit looks ruffled as he enters my office and sits down.***Austin Starr: Christopher, what's the matter? Christopher: I just left the bank and the meeting with the accountant we have on payroll--bro....we got murdered this year...negative losses all across the board. Austin Starr: What....let me see ***Looking down I take the financial reports from Christopher and I look through them with frustration coming over me. From real estate to the stock market, I was faced with huge losses from all sides. Luckily I have significant assets saved so this won't hurt me all that much, but still, this won't do...not at all***Austin Starr: Schedule another meeting with the accoutant and our business consultant--see if you can pull what we have out of the real estate market, put more into stocks....spread it out more evenly....this way we have a more diverse spread of options. Christopher: You got it man, I gotta ask you something else though. I caught the last webcast of Penance, I seen the interaction that you and Ken had along with the two matches that you booked for this weeks show. Of all the opponents left on the roster, why Mentally Ill? Something is seriously wrong with that guy..... ***I can't help but chuckle at Christopher's curiosity, he's not the only one wondering why I booked Ken in a match against Sir Luscious Leftfoot and myself in a match against that freak Mentally Ill. Think as they may, nobody knows exactly why but me....and intend to keep it that way.....at least for right now.***Austin Starr: Christopher, don't you know by now. Mentally Ill is the most charismatic, electrifying performer on the SCW roster. Along with the ever so attractive Rashanda by his side, there is nothing that talented performer can't do. ***I can feel the bile rising in my throat as I refer to Rashanda, but I swallow it as I continue--seeing the look of disbelief on Christopher's face causes me to smile a bit as I continue.***Austin Starr: I am truly terrified for tomorrow night Christopher, it's going to take every ounce of strength and drive that I have for me to defeat such a great man as Mentally Ill. I'm not even able to pay any attention to Ken's match or the words spoken from those two because I am absolutely, positively so worried about fighting Mentally Ill tomorrow night. ***Finally seeing that he understands what I am getting at, Christopher chuckles as I continue.***Austin Starr: Now let's go ahead and get out of here Christopher, I need to ensure my will is in order just incase I am unable to contain such a destructive force like Mentally Ill. ***Christopher chuckles out loud once again and the grin on my face grows a little more as he stands up and the two of us exit my office. The door then slams shut as Christopher and I turn a corner and disappear from sight.*** |
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