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Post by Austin Starr on Jun 16, 2010 9:15:04 GMT -8
Sir Luscious Leftfoot [1/1/0 - 4 VP] vs. Chris Savage [2/3/0 - 16 VP] vs. Emmanuel [0/0/0 - 0 VP] |
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Post by Sir Luscious Leftfoot on Jun 21, 2010 17:23:57 GMT -8
(--Austin gave me permission to do this now--) The Big Leftfoot did it for me again daddy-o Lower the disco ball; the Luscious celebration is rollin on all over SCW ba-bay. I been jukin and jivin and cele-beratin since last week ba-bay. My lucky left foot, the tool in my arsenal, kicked that old man's head off and I got the win. Now it's time to celebrate, and start the ass kickin train up once again. I called my number one mane Mr. Barack O-Drama and he told me he had a little surprise for me. "What you mean surprise ba-bay" He didnt wanna tell me until I showed up at the studio, when I seen him there I wasn't expectin who was with him. Barack introduced him as Mexican Santa Claus. "What's up wit yo bad self my jolly Mexican hombre, ya dig" Barack told me how Mexican Santa Claus had a bag full of goodies to help me in my little three way next week. Mmmm, menage-a-trois, Luscious loves when three women are involved. Of course this is three dudes which is different. "What's in yo big bag of goodies Mexican Santa Claus" He opened it up to show me a giant supply of Taco Bell burritos and crying Mexican midgets. Mexican Santa Claus took a midget out and put it on the ground, but then it keeled over and died. "What's up wit dat homie" "You see Meez-tir Looscious Leftfut, every time Schuck Norris punches somebody in de face, one of my midgets dies""Who" "Schuck Norris""Who" "Schuck Norris""I don't care mane, just come wit Barack to the arena on Penance b. Bring your gorditos, chalupos, and burritos, and little negroes, just make sure I win cause I got one and it feels good daddy-o; ohhhh right" We all then walk off as the scene fades. |
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